Taste jokes

I was eating this girl out the other night, and I tasted horse semen, so I said to her, "Oh, that's how you died, grandma!"

What's Damo's favorite food?

Big slongs.

Dead baby jokes never get old...

What do you call a steak that tastes bad?

A MISsteak.

Nickelback.

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?

Depends...

you.

Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.

I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"

Dark humor is like food.

Not everyone gets it.

Apparently, Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.