Talkativeness jokes

A boxer talks with his fists.

Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.

It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.

Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.

Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.

I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.

And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?

Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?

What did the egg say to the other egg?

Nothing, they can't talk.

What did the talking rope say to the man?

"Just hang in there."

When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;

Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.

People always tell me to say no to drugs, but if I'm talking to drugs, I probably said yes.

I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."

Three men are on a bench in Soviet Russia talking shit about Stalin. One of the men all of a sudden pulls out a KGB badge and says, "You two are coming with me for treason." One of the other men also pulls out a badge and says, "Not me." The third man pulls out a badge and says, "Wow? There's a lot of agents here."

Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.

Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.

Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.

Bully: I wasn't talking to you.

Me: Then why are you listening?

Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!

My son said that bully needs a pounding, then I say, "Yeah, right, that is what I said and did to your mother." My son opens his mouth and freezes. I guess he knew what I was talking about.