Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
People always tell me to say no to drugs, but if I'm talking to drugs, I probably said yes.
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
My son said that bully needs a pounding, then I say, "Yeah, right, that is what I said and did to your mother." My son opens his mouth and freezes. I guess he knew what I was talking about.
Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine.
I told myself I needed to stop drinking so much. But I'm not about to start listening to some drunk weirdo who talks to themself.
My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2.
He never talks about it.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
When in Poland people go to a house party, and the atmosphere is bad, nobody is talking, they say: "Is there a German here?"
So, one day in 3rd grade, I was making this art piece and I was talking about my friend that was a boy that I have known for 5 years. But then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I'M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!" As soon as I heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing their butts off, but laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair!
