Talkativeness jokes

When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;

Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.

People always tell me to say no to drugs, but if I'm talking to drugs, I probably said yes.

What did the talking rope say to the man?

"Just hang in there."

Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.

I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.

And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?

Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.

Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?

It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.

A boxer talks with his fists.

Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.

What did the egg say to the other egg?

Nothing, they can't talk.

A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.

He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"

Three men are on a bench in Soviet Russia talking shit about Stalin. One of the men all of a sudden pulls out a KGB badge and says, "You two are coming with me for treason." One of the other men also pulls out a badge and says, "Not me." The third man pulls out a badge and says, "Wow? There's a lot of agents here."

Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.

My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine.

Bully: I wasn't talking to you.

Me: Then why are you listening?

Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.

Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!

Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.

Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.