Talkativeness jokes

It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.

I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.

And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?

Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?

What did the egg say to the other egg?

Nothing, they can't talk.

A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.

He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"

Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.

People always tell me to say no to drugs, but if I'm talking to drugs, I probably said yes.

When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;

Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.

I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.

I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."

Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.

My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine.

Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Bully: I wasn't talking to you.

Me: Then why are you listening?

Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.

Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.

Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!

My son said that bully needs a pounding, then I say, "Yeah, right, that is what I said and did to your mother." My son opens his mouth and freezes. I guess he knew what I was talking about.

My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2.

He never talks about it.

My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.