Talkativeness jokes

I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...

Deutsch: Die, die nichts zu sagen haben, reden viel. Die, die was zu sagen haben, hingegen kaum.

How I talk: Hello

How Stitch talks: HeLlO.

Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.

I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.

Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today, and I have to...