Talkativeness jokes

I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?

English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.

I was 11 or 12 at the time.

Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...

If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.

I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 5 percent?

I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks.

I didn't want to interrupt her.