Talkativeness jokes

I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...

People judge me because I'm quiet.

No one plans a massacre out loud.

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?

I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks.

I didn't want to interrupt her.

I was 11 or 12 at the time.

Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...

If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.

My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.