Me talks to an orphan: hey I have a joke Orphan: go on then Me: your family tree
Princess lets talk!
gwen can we talk...
Knock knock whos their? prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?” The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
why cant dinosaurs talk?
cause there dead
Boi you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face you will be the one to apologize
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk
anyone wanna talk im bored
bored come talk v rah
I was going to join the debating team.
... but someone talked me out of it.
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
Holy cow! A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
Two muffins are in an oven. One says "man, it is hot in here" the other one says "omg a talking muffin"
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
