you're so short, you have to yell to talk to people
frshfry we need to talk now!
drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! i forgive you just don't do it again you know what I am talking about!
Dear prince. Gwen is dating aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like u or the why u talk to her not one bit! Ps. She is and will always be dating aiden! Leave a comment
I talk to your doctor he said you wasn’t going make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats and I'm like "Water you talking about" =3
Mom says : I will go kill myself Me : *stays quite cuz knows better than to talk* *also me internally eyerolls* Some time later me fighting with my mom Me to my mom : OH YEA THAN KILL ME Mom : What the hell did you just say I don't want to hear it from u again Lesson? SO ITS OK FOR ADULTS TO SAY I'LL KILL MYSELF BUT NOT TEENS/KIDS!?!?!
So one day in 3rd grade, i was making this art piece and i was talking about my friend that was a boy that i have known for 5 years. but then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I"M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!!!!" as soon as i heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing there butts off, but laughed so hard, i fell out of my chair!
two terrorists walk into a bar and the bartender says what can i get you the terrorists both say a beer the baretender overhears them talking that they will 300 people and a donkey the baretender says why a donkey and one terrorist says c i told you no one would care about the people
my teacher asked me what my favirote number was yesterday and i said 2977, i chose 91 for my football jersey number and sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher mr jacksons dad died in 9/11 and when he was talking about it friday the 9th i threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting monday
After arriving home from helping the priest, a young altar boy approaches his parents. " Mommy, Daddy, my poop is white." The mother rushes the boy to the hospital while the father rushes to church in a rage and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the priest. Afterwards, the father heads to the hospital and meets his wife in the waiting room; she's surprisingly calm. "How can you be so relaxed after what that bastard has been doing to our son?" He exclaims. The wife looks up at him. "What are you talking about? It's just a liver infection."
Q What's did on dead hooker say to the other dead hooker. A Nothing dead hookers don't talk.
Hi guys, I’m so so so bored. Will point is does anyone have time for chatting tomorrow, around 12:00 or so on? Guest list included
1 Gwen
2 water sharky So on and so on.
We can talk about Reddit or just other things. Thank you. 😀
Someone is talking about you behand your back,make run vhaleka
Mother: We need to talk about sex... Jason: oh, sex, tell me what do you wanna know.
Jason had a big whoopin' from his mother and big spankin' from his dad.
So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave for ever and we said what u never want to hear from me again
Isn't it ridiculas to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?
