Taboo jokes
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
I'm a rapist.
My uncle and I have somewhat of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was going to share my joke about anal, but, fuck it, it was inappropriate.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.
Vagina jokes aren’t funny, period.
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.
Want to hear a joke about prostitution? Never mind, it's whoreable.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.