Taboo jokes
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
I'm a rapist.
My uncle and I have somewhat of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was going to share my joke about anal, but, fuck it, it was inappropriate.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.
Vagina jokes aren’t funny, period.
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.
Want to hear a joke about prostitution? Never mind, it's whoreable.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist.
What's the best part about a dead prostitute?
The second hour is free.
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!