Taboo jokes
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
Incest is wincest.
What’s the best part about banging twenty-eight year olds? There are twenty of them.
What's worse than eating 5 raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina?
Realizing you only put in 4.
Yesterday I was fucking my sister, and she said, "You fuck a lot like dad." I said, "Really? Mum said that too."
What's hot and hard?
Me when I look at children.
If it's on the clock, it's old enough for the cock.
What's the difference between apples and dead babies?
I don't ejaculate on apples before I eat them.
What's the best part about plowing your cousin?
- It makes your sister jealous.
What does a priest hold on to when having sex?
He holds on to the schoolbag.
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby.
Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
Dead baby jokes never get old...
I fucc mi brother.
Cunt.
I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"
What's the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."