What's the best part about plowing your cousin?
- It makes your sister jealous.
What does a priest hold on to when having sex?
He holds on to the schoolbag.
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby.
Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
Dead baby jokes never get old...
I fucc mi brother.
Cunt.
I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"
What's the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
