Taboo jokes
Incest is wincest. (That was above.)
Fun for the whole family!
Next of kin, count me in!
I f*** my dad. Please help me. 😭😭😭😭
Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
Nevermind, it's retarded.
I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.
I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.
What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?
Just trying to fit in.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
Digging stuff up is too hard.
I guess necrophilia isn’t for everybody.
Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family, even grandma.
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
Incest is wincest.
What’s the best part about banging twenty-eight year olds? There are twenty of them.
What's worse than eating 5 raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina?
Realizing you only put in 4.
Yesterday I was fucking my sister, and she said, "You fuck a lot like dad." I said, "Really? Mum said that too."
What's hot and hard?
Me when I look at children.
If it's on the clock, it's old enough for the cock.
What's the difference between apples and dead babies?
I don't ejaculate on apples before I eat them.
What's the best part about plowing your cousin?
- It makes your sister jealous.
What does a priest hold on to when having sex?
He holds on to the schoolbag.
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby.