Taboo jokes

What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?

Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.

So Kenny finally found his one true love.

But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.

Like if you think rape jokes are funny.

I love necrophilia, but only if it's consensual!

I eat dick.

How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?

It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.

They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.

What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?

Guardian of the confessional booth.

In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.

Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?

I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.

My parents gave me a blowjob. It was a blowtastic time!

I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."

What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?

Mourning wood.

I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏

Some people think incest jokes are funny.

I just think it's all relative.

Why do orphans love having sex?

Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."

Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall, lol?

Billy: "I'm so used to having you in bed with me, I don't know if I'm ready for this long-distance relationship."

Sally: "Ohh, don't worry brother, I'll just be right down the hall..."

Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.