What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?
Just trying to fit in.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
Digging stuff up is too hard.
I guess necrophilia isn’t for everybody.
Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family, even grandma.
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old
Incest is wincest
What’s the best part about banging twenty-eight year olds? There are twenty of them.
What's worse than eating 5 raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina?
Realizing you only put in 4.
Yesterday I was fucking my sister, and she said, "You fuck a lot like dad." I said, "Really? Mum said that too."
If it's on the clock, it's old enough for the cock.
What's the difference between apples and dead babies?
I don't ejaculate on apples before I eat them.
What's the best part about plowing your cousin?
- It makes your sister jealous.
What does a priest hold on to when having sex?
He holds on to the schoolbag.
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby.
Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
Dead baby jokes never get old...
I fucc mi brother
Cunt.
I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"
What's the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
