Taboo jokes

Best friend: Dude, your sister is hot, I'd hit that.

Me: Already did. SWEET HOME ALABAMA

What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?

Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.

The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂

If you shit in a church, is it a holy shit?

Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.

(Also, I banged ya mum ;))

What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.

So, a daughter goes to her dad and says, "Daddy, can I borrow the car?" He then tells her, "You know what to do." So then she proceeds to suck him off, almost immediately pulls out in disgust, and says, "Ugh, tastes like shit." Her dad then said, "Damn, I forgot your brother took the car."

So there I was, fucking my sister, and she shouts, "God, you fuck like Dad!" I then said, "Damn, that’s what Mom said."

What do you say after committing incest?

No Chromo!

Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?

To see who's hanging around.

Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.

But she has to. She's his mom.

So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.

He'll probably leave her alone now.

He doesn't eat vegetables.

PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."

Incest is wincest. (That was above.)

Fun for the whole family!

Next of kin, count me in!

I f*** my dad. Please help me. 😭😭😭😭

Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.

Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!

Nevermind, it's retarded.

I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.

I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.

What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?

Just trying to fit in.

What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.