Taboo

Taboo Jokes

Orphan

Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.

(Also, I banged ya mum ;))

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  • Dead Baby

    What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

    I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.

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  • Incest

    So, a daughter goes to her dad and says, "Daddy, can I borrow the car?" He then tells her, "You know what to do." So then she proceeds to suck him off, almost immediately pulls out in disgust, and says, "Ugh, tastes like shit." Her dad then said, "Damn, I forgot your brother took the car."

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  • Incest

    So there I was, fucking my sister, and she shouts, "God, you fuck like Dad!" I then said, "Damn, that’s what Mom said."

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  • Incest

    Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.

    But she has to. She's his mom.

    Incest

    So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.

    He'll probably leave her alone now.

    He doesn't eat vegetables.

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  • Incest

    Incest is wincest. (That was above.)

    Fun for the whole family!

    Next of kin, count me in!

    Incest

    Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.

    Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!

    Dad

    I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.

    I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.

    Kid

    What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?

    They never get old.