Taboo jokes
What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?
Guardian of the confessional booth.
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
My parents gave me a blowjob. It was a blowtastic time!
I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."
What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?
Mourning wood.
I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏
Some people think incest jokes are funny.
I just think it's all relative.
Why do orphans love having sex?
Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."
Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall, lol?
Billy: "I'm so used to having you in bed with me, I don't know if I'm ready for this long-distance relationship."
Sally: "Ohh, don't worry brother, I'll just be right down the hall..."
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
If anyone's gonna be fuckin' my sister, it's gonna be ME!
How did the necrophiliac get caught?
Some rotten cunt split on him....
Mom: Daddy, stop!
Me: No!
Mom: Ok, I just wanted you to do it like your father.
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
Best friend: Dude, your sister is hot, I'd hit that.
Me: Already did. SWEET HOME ALABAMA
What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?
Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.
The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂