Taboo jokes
Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall, lol?
Billy: "I'm so used to having you in bed with me, I don't know if I'm ready for this long-distance relationship."
Sally: "Ohh, don't worry brother, I'll just be right down the hall..."
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
If anyone's gonna be fuckin' my sister, it's gonna be ME!
How did the necrophiliac get caught?
Some rotten cunt split on him....
Mom: Daddy, stop!
Me: No!
Mom: Ok, I just wanted you to do it like your father.
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
Best friend: Dude, your sister is hot, I'd hit that.
Me: Already did. SWEET HOME ALABAMA
What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?
Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.
The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂
If you shit in a church, is it a holy shit?
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.
So, a daughter goes to her dad and says, "Daddy, can I borrow the car?" He then tells her, "You know what to do." So then she proceeds to suck him off, almost immediately pulls out in disgust, and says, "Ugh, tastes like shit." Her dad then said, "Damn, I forgot your brother took the car."
So there I was, fucking my sister, and she shouts, "God, you fuck like Dad!" I then said, "Damn, that’s what Mom said."
What do you say after committing incest?
No Chromo!
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To see who's hanging around.
Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.
But she has to. She's his mom.
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.
He'll probably leave her alone now.
He doesn't eat vegetables.
PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."