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Taboo jokes

When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.

It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.

  • 2

    • Best friend: Dude, your sister is hot, I'd hit that.

    Me: Already did. SWEET HOME ALABAMA

    What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?

    Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.

  • 8

    • The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂

  • 4

    • Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.

    (Also, I banged ya mum ;))

  • 9

    • What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

    I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.

  • 4

    • So, a daughter goes to her dad and says, "Daddy, can I borrow the car?" He then tells her, "You know what to do." So then she proceeds to suck him off, almost immediately pulls out in disgust, and says, "Ugh, tastes like shit." Her dad then said, "Damn, I forgot your brother took the car."

  • 5

    • So there I was, fucking my sister, and she shouts, "God, you fuck like Dad!" I then said, "Damn, that’s what Mom said."

  • 8

    • Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.

    But she has to. She's his mom.

    So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.

    He'll probably leave her alone now.

    He doesn't eat vegetables.

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    • Incest is wincest. (That was above.)

    Fun for the whole family!

    Next of kin, count me in!