Taboo

Taboo Jokes

Gay Men

What do physically handicapped gay men do after they are done belching? They wipe their mouths on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks.

Incest

Father: "I don't trust you. You poured your seed in my daughter's belly."

Son: "But Paah, you can't fire me."

Father: "You're lucky you're my brother too, or I'd kill you."

Pervert

Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?

A: Couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.

Incest

In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.

Pussy

What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?

Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?

Incest

How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad's c**k tastes like s**t!

Period

How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's cock tastes of blood.

Glory Hole

What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?

Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.

Incest

So Kenny finally found his one true love.

But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.

Paedophile

How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?

It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.

Incest

They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.

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  • Glory Hole

    What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?

    Guardian of the confessional booth.