Taboo

Taboo jokes

I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some water. Jill pulled up her dress and said, "Daddy, fuck me harder."

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  • Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.

    Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.

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  • Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.

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  • Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.

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  • What do physically handicapped gay men do after they are done belching? They wipe their mouths on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks.

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  • Father: "I don't trust you. You poured your seed in my daughter's belly."

    Son: "But Paah, you can't fire me."

    Father: "You're lucky you're my brother too, or I'd kill you."

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  • Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?

    A: Couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.

    In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.

    What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?

    Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?

    How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's cock tastes of blood.