I hate family reunions.
I see too many of my ex's there.
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
My sister's boyfriend is pissed cuz I fucked his girl.
What's funny about dead baby jokes? - They never get old.
How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad's c**k tastes like s**t!
Slob on my knob.
How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's cock tastes of blood.
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?
Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.
So Kenny finally found his one true love.
But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.
Like if you think rape jokes are funny.
I love necrophilia, but only if it's consensual!
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.
What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?
Guardian of the confessional booth.
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.
My parents gave me a blowjob. It was a blowtastic time!
I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."
What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?
Mourning wood.
