How did the necrophiliac get caught?
Some rotten cunt split on him....
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It's the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?
Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.
The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" đ
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.
So, a daughter goes to her dad and says, "Daddy, can I borrow the car?" He then tells her, "You know what to do." So then she proceeds to suck him off, almost immediately pulls out in disgust, and says, "Ugh, tastes like shit." Her dad then said, "Damn, I forgot your brother took the car."
So there I was, fucking my sister, and she shouts, "God, you fuck like Dad!" I then said, "Damn, thatâs what Mom said."
What do you say after committing incest?
No Chromo!
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To see who's hanging around.
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.
He'll probably leave her alone now.
He doesn't eat vegetables.
PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."
Incest is wincest. (That was above.)
Fun for the whole family!
Next of kin, count me in!
Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
Nevermind, it's retarded.
What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?
Just trying to fit in.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
Digging stuff up is too hard
Guess Necrophilia isnât for everybody
Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family, even grandma.
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old
Incest is wincest
