Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
I'm a rapist.
My uncle and I have somewhat of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.
I was going to share my joke about anal, but, fuck it, it was inappropriate.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.
Vagina jokes aren’t funny, period.
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
