I'm a rapist.
My uncle and I have somewhat of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.
I was going to share my joke about anal, but, fuck it, it was inappropriate.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouja board
Want to hear a joke about prostitution? Never mind, it's whoreable.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression... It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiiii fuck ur mom
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist.
Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.
Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.
What do physically handicapped gay men do after they are done belching? They wipe their mouths on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks.
Father: "I don't trust you. You poured your seed in my daughter's belly."
Son: "But Paah, you can't fire me."
Father: "You're lucky you're my brother too, or I'd kill you."
In Alabama...How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood
