Taboo jokes
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
A priest, Kelly Clarkson, and Ian Watkins all walk into a bar... only for the bartender to exclaim, "We don't serve your kind around here!" Then he muttered in a low voice, "Fucking paedos."
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?
"Goodnight, Mom!"
A pedophile was holding a bag of chocolates and then approached a little girl at the park.
"Hey little girl! If you give me a teeny-tiny kissy-kiss on the tip of my wee-wee, I'll give you a piece of my chocolate!"
The little girl replies, "If I suck your whole cock, can I have the whole bag?"
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
I'm gonna stop telling rape jokes...
They just seem so forced.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.