Taboo jokes
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.
What is harder than steel?
My cousin at the family reunion.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile.
And I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old!"
Did you hear about the pervert who couldn't decide whether he was into incest or necrophilia?
He killed his mom and then fucked her.
My mother didn't want me to love my sister. That made me angry. But then, one day I found this quote: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." Since that day, I fuck my sister hard and my MOM harder!
Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?
Because they are really committed to their cause.
Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.
With their brother.
Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
Once you've had the mother,
Don't tell me you've never been tempted to do the daughter.
"Your pussy is sweeter than Mom's," Brother admired his sister.
"I know," replied Sister. "Father told me too."
I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.
I wanted to fuck my mom, but she replied, "My pussy only belongs to your dad." That's why I had to fuck her in the a$$!
My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!
My principal called my mom at school and said, "You should teach your son well." After coming back home, at first she taught me sex!
I don't fuck my mother all day long. I fuck my mother for only 6 hours a day. Sometimes it's 7-8 hours. It depends on how busy my siblings and father are with their work.
Two men are sitting at a coffee table.
Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."
Joe: "Why do you say that?"
Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."
Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."
Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."