Taboo jokes
Today is Elder Abuse Awareness Day.
Unfortunately, they're still not giving lessons on how to beat an annoying Alzheimer's patient without leaving a mark.
How many racist jokes am I allowed to make?
None.
Because I don't make jokes.
What did the 12-year-old boy say to the priest?
Nothing, because his mouth was full.
I have a crush on my sister!
I always enjoy family reunions.
It's always a good time meeting up with my exes.
Why does family love family?
Because everyone has their Friday night nut together.
Why does a brother love his sister?
Because he came in her.
Sister: "Has anyone seen my clothes?"
Brother: "They're still in my bed."
What did the priest say to the other priest during baptism?
"We better clean our sex toys before we play with them."
Wanna hear a joke?
Rape.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.
What is harder than steel?
My cousin at the family reunion.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile.
And I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old!"
Did you hear about the pervert who couldn't decide whether he was into incest or necrophilia?
He killed his mom and then fucked her.
My mother didn't want me to love my sister. That made me angry. But then, one day I found this quote: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." Since that day, I fuck my sister hard and my MOM harder!
Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?
Because they are really committed to their cause.
Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.
With their brother.
Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.