I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.
I wanted to fuck my mom, but she replied, "My pussy only belongs to your dad." That's why I had to fuck her in the a$$!
My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!
My principal called my mom at school and said, "You should teach your son well." After coming back home, at first she taught me sex!
I don't fuck my mother all day long. I fuck my mother for only 6 hours a day. Sometimes it's 7-8 hours. It depends on how busy my siblings and father are with their work.
Two men are sitting at a coffee table.
Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."
Joe: "Why do you say that?"
Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."
Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."
Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."
Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
A priest, Kelly Clarkson, and Ian Watkins all walk into a bar... only for the bartender to exclaim, "We don't serve your kind around here!" Then he muttered in a low voice, "Fucking paedos."
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?
"Goodnight, Mom!"
A pedophile was holding a bag of chocolates and then approached a little girl at the park.
"Hey little girl! If you give me a teeny-tiny kissy-kiss on the tip of my wee-wee, I'll give you a piece of my chocolate!"
The little girl replies, "If I suck your whole cock, can I have the whole bag?"
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
I'm gonna stop telling rape jokes...
They just seem so forced.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."
