My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!
My principal called my mom at school and said, "You should teach your son well." After coming back home, at first she taught me sex!
I don't fuck my mother all day long. I fuck my mother for only 6 hours a day. Sometimes it's 7-8 hours. It depends on how busy my siblings and father are with their work.
Two men are sitting at a coffee table.
Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."
Joe: "Why do you say that?"
Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."
Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."
Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."
Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
A priest, Kelly Clarkson, and Ian Watkins all walk into a bar... only for the bartender to exclaim, "We don't serve your kind around here!" Then he muttered in a low voice, "Fucking paedos."
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
The last 2 words you say after sex before going to sleep ?
Goodnight Mom !
A pedophile was holding a bag of chocolates and then approached a little girl at the park.
"Hey little girl! If you give me a teeny-tiny kissy-kiss on the tip of my wee-wee, I'll give you a piece of my chocolate!"
The little girl replies, "If I suck your whole cock, can I have the whole bag?"
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
I'm gonna stop telling rape jokes...
They just seem so forced.
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
How do men like their women? Striped
How does priest like their children? Clean
Why are most orphans strippers? they want to call someone mommy or daddy
What is the difference between stripper and candy? none. but they like it when you take the wrapper off
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
