Swimmer jokes

What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...

Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What did they call Hitler when he swam?

Adolfin.

What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?

A bath bomb.

What is a dry swimmer?

Not in the water...

What do you call a swimming terrorist?

A bath bomb.

Went swimming today and peed in the deep end. The lifeguard saw me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.

What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.

What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?

A slow swimmer...

What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?

Paul.