What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?.... Micheal Phelps can finish a race
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb
What is a dry swimmer?
Not in the water...
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end. The lifeguard saw me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
