Swimmer jokes
What did one sperm say to the other while swimming side by side?
One turns to the other and asks, "How much further to the fallopian tubes?"
The other says, "I’m not sure, we just passed the esophagus."
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.
What is a dry swimmer?
Not in the water...
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
Neither has he.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end. The lifeguard saw me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of toddlers.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A dead goldfish.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
What’s yellow and can’t swim??
A school bus with elementary kids.