Supply jokes
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!"
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.
She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.
The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and asked do I have any crack candy. Naw, I don't have no damn crack candy or no crack apples. All I have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich. Help yourself, and while you're at it, clean up all the damn doggie dodo that's everywhere. Thank you, Mr. Toilet Papers.
How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box? You put a can of beans in there.
How do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box? You run past with a can opener.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
Ahh, the coronavirus!
How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?
We’re wiped out!
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
What is the leader of the school supplies?
The ruler!
What present can a pimp always buy his hoes to both show how much he thinks of them and know they can never get enough of?
Condoms!
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
What do dogs do when they lose their tail?
They go to the retail store.