Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Superhero Jokes
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
