what do you call cap and spider-man? SPIDER-AMERICA!!!!!!!!
There is a dark alley Who Do You Call? Batman.
I would rather do my own laundry not my uncle"s laundry because I ain"t no damn butler like Alfred from batman i don't live in no damn batcave by Gotham tity.
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- ..go on.. Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- *cries T_T*
What dose the orphan have in common with Batman they both lost their parents.
Q)What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim ? A) Robert Drowney JR.
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop? So that he could design his own “ website “.
when ant man is the size of an atom how can he breathe?
http://funwithcomicbook.blogspot.com/
What do superheroes 🦸♀️ put in their drinks?
Just ice 🧊.
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
Orphan- I want to be like batman Orphan worker- You are already like him hunny
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!🍷👊💥😂
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
What do you call a group of redneck superheroes?
The Inbredibles.
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
What is thanos's favorite video game? Pokèmon snap
