Superhero

Superhero jokes

Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?

Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!

What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?

One is Super. The other is just soup.

I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.

Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.

Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.

I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.