Superhero

Superhero Jokes

Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.

Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.

I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.

I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!

I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.