Superhero jokes
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
Megamind.
With great depression comes great antidepressants.
In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Captain America is a 106-year-old virgin.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
Spider-Man, more like spider orphan.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.