Captain America is a 106-year-old virgin.
Superhero Jokes
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
Spider-Man, more like spider orphan.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
Yo mama so fat, One Punch Man had to punch 3 times.
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?
Because he lost May!
