What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? ITS A PLANE
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
