Superhero jokes
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.