What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The flash.
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? ITS A PLANE
Whats the favorite spiderman film form orphans?
homecoming
A boy went to a genie and said "I want to be like batman" he went home his parents weren't there.
i told some orphan that you can see your family but I meant spider man home coming...
Where does the Batman go to pee? The Batroom
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want. A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like batman!" The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
What is a orphan fav no way home
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said spiderman, no way home. I said "Proabaly becuase its so relatable, right?" He started crying I dont know why.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the tom holland spiderman movies with me and he started crying..
Imagine this whole “dr strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him😂😂
Couldn’t Be Me😂😂
If batman is half bat and half human how was he made.
"He wasn't because u can't f*ck a bat"
Why cant a homeless person be in The Boys
Because he would have beef with homelander
What is an orphans favorat movie. Hint not home alone. Its actually bat man cuz they are 50% the same as him
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero? Because they can actually land a home.
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
Morbius was awesome and the Batman sucked.
