The p in Batman stands for parents
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In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.
Captain America is a 106 yo virgin
Why do Orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people and also he stole their life story!
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Q:What’s the difference between black panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns”
What the difference between Clark Kent and Chicken Noodle.
One is Super. The other is just Soup.
Sonic says: Gotta go fast! The Hulk SMASH! Orphan says Gotta go home!
Your hairline is so far back that green lantern became blue torch
I was reading the new and read that a kid killed his family and when they interviewed him he said he wanted to become Batman
46. I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
52. What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
54. What is the difference between Iron man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?
Because he lost May!
Whats the similarities between spiderman and a homeless person
They both have no way home!
What is an orphans favourite navel film
Spiderman no way home
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost may.
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe? Kilometers Morales
You heard of spider man no way home. Now get ready for. Orphan: no way home.
What’s an orphans favourite marvel film?
Spider man Far from home
