Superhero jokes
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.
Where does the Batman go to pee?
The Batroom.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.