Superhero jokes
Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.
Where does the Batman go to pee?
The Batroom.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.