What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.
Where does the Batman go to pee?
The Batroom.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
What is a orphan fav no way home
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
