Superhero jokes
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.