Q. what movie represents a orphans life?
A. Spiderman No Way Home
you know why they call her wonder woman? She's always wonder where she parked her invisible jet
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
Wanna hear a joke about the flash? "Never mind it's too fast"
Joker gives batman a phone thomas:uhh son we need to talk... about the uhh dressing up. martha:hello dearie brucie is it ok if you visit me when you go to jokers house
Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?
Because her neck was killing her.
In the new Justice League movie Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that? Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Ur forehead built like darkseid from dc
Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.
why do orphans like spider man 100% of them are like him
Orphan:I wish to be like batman
Genie:Your wish is granted Orphan goes home his parents are dead
why is Beast Boy so good at flying? Terra hasn't forgiven him
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids "Suicide squad"
what is a orphans favorite movie, Spider man homecoming
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
What is a group of depressed kids called they are called suicide squad
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision!!!!! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision!!!!!!! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios new series: WandaVision!!!!!!
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming" ;)
What starts with s and ends with erm? SuperM. This means both matrix and master so take out the u and then you just get master. When you think of sperm you think of porn. If your a master at something your also a star at it. So you get porn star.
I, am Thor. And next year, I will be five
