Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
Superhero Jokes
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
Megamind.
With great depression comes great antidepressants.
In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
