what is a orphans favorite movie, Spider man homecoming
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
What is a orphan fav no way home
With great depression comes great antidepressants.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂
What is an orphans favourite navel film
Spiderman no way home
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own “website.”
Is your dad spider man cause he got no way home
Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
You heard of spider man no way home. Now get ready for. Orphan: no way home.
What starts with "s" and ends with "erm"? SuperM.
This means both "matrix" and "master" so take out the "u" and then you just get "master". When you think of sperm, you think of porn. If you're a master at something, you're also a star at it. So you get porn star.
What does a South African Batman wear? A cape.
