My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up that little shit wants to be gone down an alley
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes? The incredibles
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? ITS A PLANE
Captain America is a 106 yo virgin
There is a dark alley Who Do You Call? Batman.
you know why they call her wonder woman? She's always wonder where she parked her invisible jet
Sonic says: Gotta go fast! The Hulk SMASH! Orphan says Gotta go home!
i told some orphan that you can see your family but I meant spider man home coming...
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
I would rather do my own laundry not my uncle"s laundry because I ain"t no damn butler like Alfred from batman i don't live in no damn batcave by Gotham tity.
Orphan- I want to be like batman Orphan worker- You are already like him hunny
Imagine this whole “dr strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him😂😂
Couldn’t Be Me😂😂
why do orphans like spider man 100% of them are like him
Morbius was awesome and the Batman sucked.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want. A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like batman!" The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids "Suicide squad"
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
His parents died.
http://funwithcomicbook.blogspot.com/
What is a group of depressed kids called they are called suicide squad
