Superhero jokes
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
Which brand of underwear does Thor wear?
Asgard.
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?
Because her neck was killing her.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
I accidentally walked on the Lego Batman mask.
I want my fucking feet back!
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?
Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."