Superhero jokes

I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!

Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!

Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.

They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.

What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?

Batman returns.

Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"

Because he would have beef with Homelander.

What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?

Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.

With great depression comes great antidepressants.

I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂

Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!

If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?

"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."

What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?

Spider-Man: Homecoming.

What is an orphan's favorite naval film?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home."

What is a superhero’s 🦸‍♀️ favorite drink?

Fruit punch!

Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?

So that he could design his own “website.”

What starts with "s" and ends with "erm"? SuperM.

This means both "matrix" and "master" so take out the "u" and then you just get "master". When you think of sperm, you think of porn. If you're a master at something, you're also a star at it. So you get porn star.

Is your dad Spider-Man, because he got no way home?

Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?

Terra hasn't forgiven him.

Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.