Superhero jokes
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
With great depression comes great antidepressants.
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own “website.”
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
Is your dad Spider-Man, because he got no way home?