Superhero jokes
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!
What did one orphan say to the other one?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.
With great depression comes great antidepressants.
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own “website.”
What starts with "s" and ends with "erm"? SuperM.
This means both "matrix" and "master" so take out the "u" and then you just get "master". When you think of sperm, you think of porn. If you're a master at something, you're also a star at it. So you get porn star.
Is your dad Spider-Man, because he got no way home?