you know why they call her wonder woman? She's always wonder where she parked her invisible jet
There is a dark alley Who Do You Call? Batman.
I would rather do my own laundry not my uncle"s laundry because I ain"t no damn butler like Alfred from batman i don't live in no damn batcave by Gotham tity.
Orphan- I want to be like batman Orphan worker- You are already like him hunny
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want. A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like batman!" The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Morbius was awesome and the Batman sucked.
why do orphans like spider man 100% of them are like him
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids "Suicide squad"
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
His parents died.
http://funwithcomicbook.blogspot.com/
What is a group of depressed kids called they are called suicide squad
The p in Batman stands for parents
A boy went to a genie and said "I want to be like batman" he went home his parents weren't there.
Why do Orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people and also he stole their life story!
What do you call a group of redneck superheroes?
The Inbredibles.
a man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up. The executionares asked "how'd you do that?" he said, " I had magic chips, here, take some"they eat them, jump off and die.
He asks for more chips, and the guy says "you're a real a**hole when you're drunk superman."
Robin asks Batman what are you getting your parents for Christmas Batman gets mad slaps Robin and runs off crying
now you know why Batman beyond was born when Bruce died cause of death: suicide
what do you call cap and spider-man? SPIDER-AMERICA!!!!!!!!
