Superhero jokes
Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!
What did one orphan say to the other one?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.
With great depression comes great antidepressants.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own “website.”
What starts with "s" and ends with "erm"? SuperM.
This means both "matrix" and "master" so take out the "u" and then you just get "master". When you think of sperm, you think of porn. If you're a master at something, you're also a star at it. So you get porn star.
Is your dad Spider-Man, because he got no way home?