Superhero

Superhero jokes

Batman

I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!

Sodium

Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!

Vision

Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.

They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!

Gwen

I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂

Spider-Man

Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?

So that he could design his own “website.”