Superhero jokes

Kid: I want to be like Batman.

Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.

Genie: I told you.

Kid: .............................................

A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!

There is a dark alley. Who do you call?

Batman.

I would rather do my own laundry, not my uncle's laundry, because I ain't no damn butler like Alfred from Batman. I don't live in no damn Batcave by Gotham tity.

Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.

Mineta: ...go on...

Denki: Ochako's booty.

Mineta: I don't get it?

Denki: Exactly.

Mineta: *cries T_T*

What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.

Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?

A) Robert Drowney Jr.

If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?

A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."

The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.

Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?

So that he could design his own “website.”

Joker: Knock knock...

Batman: Who's there?

Joker: Not your parents!

When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?

What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?

Defective rabies.

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What's an orphan's favorite movie?

"Spider-Man: Homecoming."

Iron Man: Where are you from?

Thor: Asgard.

Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?

What do superheroes put in their drinks?

Just ice.

What did Batman do when he went shopping?

Got ham!

Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."

Me: "You should be Batman."

Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...