Read this word:
Heroine.
Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?
Robin asks Batman what are you getting your parents for Christmas Batman gets mad slaps Robin and runs off crying
now you know why Batman beyond was born when Bruce died cause of death: suicide
So, a guy walks into a bar, and he tells the bartender, "After this last drink, I'm going to the roof to kill myself." A guy sitting next to him says, "I wouldn't do that if I were you." in which the man replies, "Oh yeah?" So, they both take their shots and go up to the roof. The guy says, "You're not gonna die, watch this!" He jumps off the roof and comes back up. The man rubs his eyes and tells him to go it again. He comes down and comes back up. The man says, "Cool, let me try!" and he jumps down only to kill himself. The guy goes back to the bar, and the bartender says, "Superman, you're an asshole."
A guy goes onto a rooftop bar and is sitting next to a guy who says he’s drinking a magical drink. He asks, “What’s so magical about it?” The guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. The other tries, but falls off and dies.
The bartender shakes his head and says, “Y’know, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk, Superman.”
One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house. I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: "Stop pirating video games." Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider Man? Well, he weaved a really tangled web and Aunt May saw it.
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
Superman was flying one day when he saw Wonder Woman laying by the pool completely naked. He thought, "I can fuck her so fast she wouldn't even know what happened." So he then flew down to the pool and did fuck her.
Wonder Woman stood up and said, "What was that?" The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but my asshole stinks!"
What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."
Which brand of underwear does Thor is wearing ?- Asgard.
Robin: "The car's not working."
Batman: "Did you check the battery?"
Robin: "What's a tery?"
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
I accidentally walked on the Lego Batman mask.
I want my fucking feet back!
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"
Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"
Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
His parents died.
What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?
He would be robin.
