What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
I'm Batman.
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
What do you call a group of redneck superheroes?
The Inbredibles.
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
Iron Man dies.
If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,
They would be alloys.
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
That awkward moment you try to relate to Batman by killing your parents.
Superman has been called to a huge house fire.
Superman: "There you are ma'am, everyone out and all safe!"
Mother: "But my children are still inside! You need to go back an--"
Superman: "Ah fuck'em..."
What does a South African Batman wear? A cape.
What did Robin say to Batman when they were getting chicken?
Hahaha, I don't know.
