Superhero

Superhero jokes

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.

Orphan: I want to be like Batman.

Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.

Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.

They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!

Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?

Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.