Sun jokes
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."
"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
What protects clowns from the sun?
A bozone layer.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
The sun is fire.
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
What did the pig say when he was in the sun?
I'm bacon.
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
What do sheep wear to the beach?
A baa-kini.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
A: What's the similarity between your girlfriend and the sun?
B: They're both hot?
A: They're both massive.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
The sun isn’t the only thing that rose up this morning...
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
Sorry for posting this!
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"