Sun jokes
Today was like every other day. It was so terribly long and so terribly dreary. I fear these feelings will never end. I’ll always feel so dark, feel so hopeless. Sometimes all I want is for it to end. For all of it to end, for all of my thoughts to end. I despise the way that always comes to mind. But I feel so lost, feel so hopeless. If something would just work. But nothing has worked. Nothing can fix this. These feelings will pass. These days won't feel so endless... or so absolutely heavy. Just give it some time. Just give it some hope... and some belief. The ‘happy pills’ will work. The doctor says they'll help... they'll help it go away. Just dump the pill in your hand. Let yourself place the little white thing on your tongue... Let yourself throw your head back and swallow. It'll make this better. It should make me feel better.
Everything has changed! The world is so bright— The world is so loud! I don’t know how I never noticed! The sun is so warm— The grass is so green! I feel so awake! I feel so content— I feel so happy! It’s so strange! I’m not anxious— I’m not overthinking! I guess those pills really worked! I think I’m really getting better— I think I’m really going to be happy!
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."
"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
What protects clowns from the sun?
A bozone layer.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
The sun is fire.
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
What did the pig say when he was in the sun?
I'm bacon.
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
What do sheep wear to the beach?
A baa-kini.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
A: What's the similarity between your girlfriend and the sun?
B: They're both hot?
A: They're both massive.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
The sun isn’t the only thing that rose up this morning...
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
Sorry for posting this!
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*