Two pedophiles are on a beach
One says to the other "Move over, you're in my sun"
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first. Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first." The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die." Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
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Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.
Why can't you starve in the desert? -- Because of all the sand which is there.
