Sun

Sun jokes

What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind πŸ§’ of weather is not slippery.

🌍: You're so hot!

🌎: How are you single?

β˜€οΈ: I burn anyone who gets too close!

I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.

What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!

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Three men were in a desert. One man was holding a jug, the 2nd was holding a paper bag, and the last was holding a car door. A man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug. He said it was his water and if he got thirsty, he would take a drink.

Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag? The guy said this is my packed lunch, so if I get hungry, I will eat my lunch.

Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said if he got hot he would roll down the window.

Why was the dog staying in the shade?

Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!