Sun jokes
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
Look at the bright side!
The worst is behind us.
What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
What is yellow? The sun ☀️.
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?
Tan toes.
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
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When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
Three men were in a desert. One man was holding a jug, the 2nd was holding a paper bag, and the last was holding a car door. A man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug. He said it was his water and if he got thirsty, he would take a drink.
Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag? The guy said this is my packed lunch, so if I get hungry, I will eat my lunch.
Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said if he got hot he would roll down the window.