Sun

Sun jokes

Blonde

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A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!

The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"

Snow

What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.

Earth

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🌍: You're so hot!

🌎: How are you single?

☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!

Egg

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What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!

Toe

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What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?

Tan toes.

Man

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Three men were in a desert. One man was holding a jug, the 2nd was holding a paper bag, and the last was holding a car door. A man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug. He said it was his water and if he got thirsty, he would take a drink.

Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag? The guy said this is my packed lunch, so if I get hungry, I will eat my lunch.

Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said if he got hot he would roll down the window.

Dog

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Why was the dog staying in the shade?

Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!