What do u call a dwarf suicide bomber? A party popper
I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
I have depression, and am suicidal nobody knows tho, lets joke about that lol
Me telling depression and suicide joke in front of my friends. My friends: ........ oh wait i dont have any, so nothin to worry about here.
I have a funny joke: my life
Me telling my parents im depressed: my parents, " no, ur just a little stressed and want attention, am i right?" My depression worsoning, me: " ya ur totally right mom..." Me in my head making a plan to commit suicide.....
Person 1: you are the dumbest person in the class. Person 2: well ur the second. Person 2: maybe but at least im not the dummest. Person 2: i know how to fix that! ... Next day person commits sucide...
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die...
Can all the hot depressed, suicidal, guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we r. For real
if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year
1 just feeling sad 2 depression 3 self harm 4 suicide
I recently was told by my therapist to stop with the suicide jokes. So I replied with "Don't worry, it will all end soon"
Why did Hellen Keller's dog commit suicide? Well i wouldn't want to be name asdjasdjasdak either.
What do my cloths and a depressed person not have in common?
My cloths don't hang themselves...
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.
Why did hitler kill him self? His gas bill was to high
Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it.
Guy 2: Is it a hard life?
Guy: Yup
Guy 2: Then you can't kill yourself LOL
Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the "game"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
my friend committed suicide yesterday...at least he went out with a bang
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid
Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help!
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel commited suicide five years ago today......
When you want suicide, just say 'Allha hu Akbar', there will be a blast definitely.
