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Suicide jokes

To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.

Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.

When someone tells me to kill myself,

Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time.

Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."

Friends: comments give reason.

Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."

Day later:

Mom: Let me see your TikTok.

Me: Shows her the video.

Mom: calls suicide.

JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.

Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?

Because they hate their lives and want to die.

— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?

— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.

I saw my friend hang themselves. My response was, I guess they wanted to hang with someone.

I have depression, and am suicidal. Nobody knows though, let's joke about that lol.

Me telling a depression and suicide joke in front of my friends.

My friends: ........ Oh wait, I don't have any, so nothing to worry about here.

Me telling my parents I'm depressed: my parents, "No, you're just a little stressed and want attention, am I right?" My depression worsening, me: "Yeah, you're totally right mom..." Me in my head making a plan to commit suicide.....

Person 1: You are the dumbest person in the class.

Person 2: Well, you're the second. Maybe, but at least I'm not the dumbest.

Person 2: I know how to fix that!

... Next day person commits suicide...