Suicide jokes
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.
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If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
When I get suicidal, everyone worries. I don't know why because that is when I'm the happiest, thinking about death.
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.
I’ll be hanging with them for a while.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.