Suicide jokes
One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"
Suicide is population control, republished.
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
I'm gonna jump to my death.
Don't worry. I won't jump far.
Just off this chair here...
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
Me lol.
I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!
An emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree. Who falls first? Delete the rope, stop the emo.
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
I be ready to commit suicide.
But when it comes to jumping out my window, I'm scared ash.
Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!
So you're in a hospital, you barely survive your suicide attempt. You see one of the scalpels, you finish the job.