Suicide jokes
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
I be ready to commit suicide.
But when it comes to jumping out my window, I'm scared ash.
Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!
So you're in a hospital, you barely survive your suicide attempt. You see one of the scalpels, you finish the job.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
What happened when the depressed kid went to give it a high five?
It left him hanging.
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
My dad killed himself because he was Hitler.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.
We have decided to delete this part of this site on 10/24/2022.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.