4 kids at my school tried suicide and failed they are now known as the suicide squad
I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists
My friend tried high fiving me left him hanging
Pls encourage me to do suicide!;P
I told a joke and some1 said "no one asked" then i said "no one would care to even ask"
They say they'll stay but i left firstt
Why is it best to date suicidal women? Because if there's no pulse, there's no need for consent.
My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends Chad just murdered his wife Claire and after doing that he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after My moms reply: Jesus Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess won’t he
I would go suck some titties but I’d rather die from being shot then cancer
what do you ay to a depressed person on the ceiling?
hang in there!
Wow- didn't know little jhony jokes were so dark- Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about sucide, sex and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well I don't really know if there actually are- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes- Even chin jokes. :^))
and slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes and I replied with its not that deep
My dad told me to stop with the suicide jokes so I said I’ll cut it out
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan Mosque." Damn thats a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
i was riding my bike when i saw a mans head in the wheel. it was mine.
i was trying to hang the lights when i accidentally kicked the chsur
that one depressed friend
Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter. .. Wait, actually
The man was dangling by a string! ... I was jealous the day he died
I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option, self harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.
To whoever you are, you are loved.
