You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
Suicide Jokes
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
My suicidal friend said he liked trains, so we took him to the tracks.
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out.
They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.
I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists.
My friend tried high-fiving me; I left him hanging.
Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
Please encourage me to do suicide! ;P
I told a joke and someone said, "no one asked." Then I said, "no one would care to even ask."
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
Why is it best to date suicidal women? Because if there's no pulse, there's no need for consent.
