Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a train.
What do you tell someone who has depression Answer: just hang in there
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink? the depressay expressay just kidding, bleach
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
Suicide is population control, repuplished
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
Me lol
I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!