My suicidal friend said he liked trains, so we took him to the tracks.
Shout out to the terrorists your year is starting of with a bang
Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out.
They all call it self baptism I call it failed suicide
I wanna take drowning lessons but I can't find more than session
4 kids at my school tried suicide and failed they are now known as the suicide squad
I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists
My friend tried high fiving me left him hanging
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
Pls encourage me to do suicide!;P
I told a joke and someone said, "no one asked." Then I said, "no one would care to even ask."
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
Why is it best to date suicidal women? Because if there's no pulse, there's no need for consent.
My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends, Chad, who just murdered his wife, Claire. After doing that, he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after.
My mom's reply: "Jesus, Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess, won't he?"
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
I would go suck some titties, but I’d rather die from being shot than cancer.
What do you tell a depressed person?
Just hang in there!
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
