Suicide Jokes

what game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?

hangman

what do you ay to a depressed person on the ceiling?

hang in there!

i called the suicide hotline and he suggested i drew on myself to distract myself. i replied id get ink poisoning

wouldnt recommend the police came

My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal. I wanted to tell him “well can we get what we both want?” “ I was already planning on dying anyway.”

Hey reaper!!! Where are you going?? "I finished my job" What about me?-

They say they'll stay but i left firstt

I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!

I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge.... He was in bits 🤣🤦‍♂️

I was in a motivational seminar about depression the other day and she said i could be anything i wanted to be if i put my mind to it, sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and do it even if it's messy

You got a black cat. He was bad luck. Everyone left you and you comited suicide. What a CATastrophe.

i am a reverse rapper because i put bars in my mouth

What's the difference between me and a rope? The rope doesn't hang from itself

So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman

hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes in fact, they hang with them!

Knock Knock Who’s There Suicide Suicide Who Suicide YOU

What did i say to the bridge

Bye bridge