Suicide jokes

What do you call a group of emos?

Suicide Squad.

I like when people say they hate me because we have something in common. <3

The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work... He’s a suicide bomber.

[Them]: "Don't you think you'll feel ashamed of all the suicide jokes you've made when you get older?"

[Me]: "When I what?" 0-0

Thankfully, I'm still alive because I fail at everything in life.

Today, I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints. Wow, I’m so nice taking care of the disabled.

Go commit Thanos finger snap.

I tried to commit suicide today; never doing that again. I almost killed myself.

What does a relationship and suicide have in common?

I always fail on committing.

My friend committed suicide yesterday... At least he went out with a bang.

It's the season of giving, so I'll be giving up!

Preventing suicide is best done by committing it.

Suicidal people are groundbreaking.

what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.

A man walks into a bar, he gets a concussion.

After 2 months of recovering, the same man rushes head first into the bar. He goes into a coma.

After 2 years, he amazingly wakes up. He then gets in his car and drives into the bar at 70 mph. He dies. Did I mention he was suicidal?

What do you call a group of Emo kids?

Suicide Squad.

What jumps and never let's go?

An Emo kid.

I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.

Dead.

Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?

The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.

Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?

I believe "Self-Baptism" is a nice way of saying "Failed Suicide Attempt."

How to tell if you're depressed? You came to a website called "worst jokes ever.com" looking for a quick smile.

Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.