I help suicidal people

BTW verb not adjective

sayo-nara

i am a reverse rapper because i put bars in my mouth

If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered suislide?

Asking for a friend.

A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out.

The guy sitting next to him can’t believe what he just saw. He’s more surprised when, 10 minutes later, the same guy walks back into the bar and sits down next to him.

The astonished onlooker asks, “How did you do that? I just saw you jump out the window, and we’re hundreds of feet above the ground!”

The jumper responds by slurring, “Well, I don’t get it either. I slam a shot of tequila, and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch.” He takes a shot, goes to the window and jumps out.

The other guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls to just above the sidewalk, slows down and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later, the jumper walks back into the bar.

The other guy has to try it, too, so he orders a shot of tequila. He slams it and jumps out the window. As he reaches the bottom, he doesn’t slow down at all. SPLAT!

The first guy orders another shot of tequila. The bartender shakes his head. “You’re really an a**hole when you’re drunk, Superman.” I know.

The teacher says to do your homework. I do. my friends do. one person never does any of his homework.

eventually we had to have fun. He said he didn’t do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly commit suicide.

People say dogs are like their owners. So true. My dog keeps on running into the street as if she doesn’t care about her life. I don’t care about her life either hahahaha!!;)

my dad- you better ware flip-flopped everywhere suicidal son-goes to crack ally

Fuck it suicide is wrong but if you jump off a bridge and yell parkor its a failed stunt

Why did my wife leave me?

I wish I knew.

I’m thinking of getting a job as a gardener - pushing up the daisies!

A man went to a library and asked the librarian if they had any books on suicide.

She replied “Oh fuck off, you wont bring it back!”

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Too get ran over by a truck

why did adam commit suicide andy went through the back door

What was Jim Jones’ favorite drink? Killer Koolaid

Robin asks Batman what are you getting your parents for Christmas Batman gets mad slaps Robin and runs off crying

now you know why Batman beyond was born when Bruce died cause of death: suicide

so a man was on a ledge ready to kill himself because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him he was about to jump until he saw from a mountain side a little guy with no arms dancing around so he thought maybe my life aint so bad so he went to the mountain side thank you he said i was gonna jump off a bridge and kill myself until i saw you dancing even though youu have no arms dancing? the armless man said bitterly my asshole itches and i cant scratch it

What did Eminem do when he couldn’t get some of his mom’s spaghetti?

Well he didn’t make it back to recovery this time…

murder murder suicide by police

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