To all you who can't understand using jokes as coping mechanism... you know what i will ask of you:)
Its the season of giving, So ill be giving up!
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid
Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help!
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel commited suicide five years ago today......
When you are suicidal comedic relief sometimes helps. These jokes sometimes help you realize how many more people feel the way you do and how ridiculous it sounds sometimes.
But joke time....
I’m giving in my two week resignation to life... it’s not you ... it’s me!!!
My uncle said he wants to be a dinosaur. I said why.....he said so I could be extinct😭😭
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you”
Person I’m talking to: *Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline* “haha what”
On the lines of "I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous",
I'm dying to live forever !
Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Go commit neck rope
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
i got a lot running through my head right now i wish at least one was a 12 gauge round
Nike isn't helpful for suicidal people. You can't tell them to Just Do It
I'm a Model. my doctor asked me to make an acronym for POST because I post pictures on Instagram. (Trying to) P-ut O-ff Suicidal T-houghts
i gave i tree a high five but sadly it left me hanging
Did yk that you can die from laughing??? Well that’s why I laugh so much
If you don ́t like my suicidal jokes, sorry man didn ́t know it cut that deep.
How do you help a suicidal person cheer up? You Tell them its a leap of faith
Imagine failing to commit suicide, you might as well go kill yourself
Japanese people are so cool and organized they have their own ways of suicide
