Why did the pencil want to kill himself? He had no point in life.
I swallowed shampoo it goes blblblblb đ§ź
trust falling with a bridge is more trust worthy than me
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Suicide is population control, repuplished
Whatâs emo kids likes to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq they asked if I could drive the car
What do you call my sister
Suicidal
I am not making a noose I am making a unsubscribe button for life.
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What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers? Hang in there.
I would post a joke but maybe it's too deadpan
The teacher says to do your homework. I do. my friends do. one person never does any of his homework.
eventually we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly commit suicide.
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures? Because they hate their lives and want to die.
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink? Killer Koolaid
if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain ? The wall behind him.
What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn't fit around his neck
