Suicide

Suicide Jokes

Razor

I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.

Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.

Kid

What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?

Hanging out.

Noose

I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.

Book

I asked to borrow a book from the library. It was titled "Suicide in Ten Easy Steps." The cunt just stood and said, "Cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"

Homework

The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.

Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.

People

Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?

Because they hate their lives and want to die.

Emo kid

So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.

Too bad he left him hanging.