Suicide

Suicide Jokes

Bang

"Go big or go home," that's what some people say.

"Go loud and proud," that's what other people say.

"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that's what I say.

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  • Depression

    if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year

    Rope

    What did the rope say to me?

    "Hey there man, you wanna hang later?"

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  • Christmas

    What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.

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  • Emo

    What do emos and apples have in common?

    They both hang on trees.

    Hide-and-seek

    Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*

    Noose

    Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.

    The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"

    He grabs a noose.

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  • Emo

    If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree, which will hit the ground first?

    The piece of paper because the rope will stop the emo.

    Trash

    A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."

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  • Dog

    Person: Where do I commit suicide?

    Dog: Roof.

    Person: Good idea.

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  • Hitler

    Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.