Suicide

Suicide Jokes

A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low and the cliff was non existent and now you took the poison !"

What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?

Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself

My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."