"Go big or go home," that's what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that's what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that's what I say.
Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you ;)
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope...
if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, bleach.
What did the rope say to me?
"Hey there man, you wanna hang later?"
What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.
Why did I walk across the road?
To get hit by a car.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, it's bleach.
Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.
What do emos and apples have in common?
They both hang on trees.
You wanna know why I love trains?
They end my suffering.
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.
The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"
He grabs a noose.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree, which will hit the ground first?
The piece of paper because the rope will stop the emo.
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."
Person: Where do I commit suicide?
Dog: Roof.
Person: Good idea.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
Why did the depressed person cross the road?
To get run over.
