Suicide jokes
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?
Hang in there!
I would post a joke, but maybe it's too deadpan.
The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.
Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.
Too bad he left him hanging.
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
"Go big or go home," that's what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that's what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that's what I say.
Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you ;)
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope...
if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, bleach.
What did the rope say to me?
"Hey there man, you wanna hang later?"
What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, it's bleach.
Why did I walk across the road?
To get hit by a car.
Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.
What do emos and apples have in common?
They both hang on trees.
You wanna know why I love trains?
They end my suffering.