Suicide is the way to get even with the bitch called probability.
Technically suicide is murder and murder is ilegal so if I kill myself my body should go to jail
A man walks into a bar, he gets a concussion.
After 2 months of recovering, the same man rushes head first into the bar. He goes into a coma.
After 2 years, he amazingly wakes up. He then gets in his car and drives into the bar at 70 mph. He dies. Did I mention he was suicidal?
[Them]: "Don't you think you'll feel ashamed of all the suicide jokes you've made when you get older?"
[Me]: "When I what?" 0-0
What's worse than failed attempted suicide? The pity looks people gives you and people keeps u away from 'dangerous' things
Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me*
“What do you call my friend group?* *Suicide Squad*
I have been thinking about suicide lately. I mean hey my mom tells me I can do anything I put my mind to.
People complain we are over- populated. Well then if we committed suicide then why do they be sad. It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad peoples?
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there 🕺
What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school
So my teacher's daughter commited suicide. One day Ima go up to her and say "What's wrong did Logan Paul leave your daughter hangin'".
Dark jokes are like a new day suicidal people don’t get it
What does a relationship and suicidal thoughts have in common? They’ll both end soon.
Are you a toaster because I want to take a bath with you
The depressed kid wanted a high-five from the tree but it left him hangin.
Mom: Are you seriously gonna die Me : No. Don't worry. Suicide is the last thing i'll do
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
I talked to a future suicide bomber, I told him, "ISIS ain't got Sh** on me because I Planted a bomb and lived."
Friends: You wanna hang with us? Me: No, I wanna hang myself
You learn from the best.
