Suicide Jokes

If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered suislide?

Asking for a friend.

All you need is a Razor Blade in life.

Go commit Thanos finger snap.

My friend told me to “hang on” when I told him I wanted to kill myself. Buddy I’ll be hanging for sure, just you wait

I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone

im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.

If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping of a roof

If at first it don't succeed try, try again.

(A man is walking on a bridge and sees a lady over the railing)

Man: Ah.. suicidal eh? Are you gonna jump? Lady: Yep. I hate this world. Man: Well, if your gonna die, can we have sex before you jump? Lady: Hell no! You creep! Man: Ok, fine. I guess I'll just wait until your corpse washes onto the shore..

Roses are red, I dont know why, Living is hard, I want to die.

What do u call a dwarf suicide bomber? A party popper

'' What place can you always find suicidal cows at? ''

"Mc Donald's."

My mom tells me when I get into an argument with her that she brought me into this world and she can take me out. Some times I wanna tell her that I can do that for her.

I know I'm valuable I come with a barcode

I've realized that suicide would solve all my problems.... ...if I could just get the right people to try it.

Today I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints, wow I’m so nice taking care of the disabled