Suicide Jokes

Person 1: stop making suicidal jokes!? Person 2: okay okay, I’ll cut it out. Person 1: really? Person 2: their not even that deep.

What’s one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?

“Hang in there!”

Me telling depression and suicide joke in front of my friends. My friends: ........ oh wait i dont have any, so nothin to worry about here.

After long consideration, I’ve decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.

Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me*

“What do you call my friend group?* *Suicide Squad*

I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone

Today I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints, wow I’m so nice taking care of the disabled

So my teacher's daughter commited suicide. One day Ima go up to her and say "What's wrong did Logan Paul leave your daughter hangin'".

If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered suislide?

Asking for a friend.

"Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?

Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran

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why did the ophan commit suicide so he could find home

I once heard my dad shout I'm going to be like frozen and let it go then I heard a gunshot

im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.

If at first it don't succeed try, try again.

How many fingers am I holding up?

Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.