To all of you who can't understand using jokes as a coping mechanism... you know what I will ask of you :)
Q: Give a man a day of therapy, he'll be sad for then and on.
A: Give a man a noose, he'll be sad for the rest of his life.
What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
Look in the mirror. There's a joke for you.
I’m giving in my two week resignation to life... it’s not you ... it’s me!!!
Im dead😂💀💀
Me: Hey dad, I'm in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal!
Dad: Hi in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal! I'm dad!
Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink? Killer Koolaid
I believe "Self-Baptism" is a nice way of saying "Failed Suicide Attempt."
Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad?
To drown herself.
These jokes cheered me up from suicide. This is amazing material. God bless all of you.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him.
IDK if this is a joke or a question but If killing yourself send you to hell where does siting in the waiting room get you?
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I'm still here.
Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?
Stop joking about suicide, it's not funny. You people must be so ignorant to be able to joke about such serious issues that you clearly are uneducated on.
kys
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
