Suicide

Suicide jokes

What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?

One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.

What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.

I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"

An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.

Who hit the ground first?

The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.