Is your name suicide because I think about you all the time?
Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
What's the difference between me and a rope?
The rope doesn't hang from itself.
I want to di...dive! Yeah!
What's the difference between me and a corpse I mean I'm not dead... yet,right?
when you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead then you fail at suiciding-
one day my friend said: i want tacos from Katie's, you? and i said no thanks and she left i never saw her again, today i remember that i saw her name on TV as one of the victems of suicide, then i remember her and I's moto: if i'm dieing you dieing with me you got no chouse, i NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself and his friend says "Find jesus instead he'll help you!" and than the man says "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist".
What do you think would fall to the ground first, an emo kid or a leaf?
The leaf. The rope would stop the emo kid.
What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
Did you know that you can die from laughing? Well, that’s why I laugh so much.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
It's the season of giving, so I'll be giving up!
I finally got a girlfriend. Her name is Remington Model 32
