what do depression and suicide have in common
nothing there both hanging
My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.
I’ll be hanging with them for a while.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!
why did the orphan kill its self
because hes deppressed about no family
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
no joking
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
I'm so skinny, I could use floss as a noose.
"Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?
Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran.
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My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him.
"What are you doing?!" exclaims the priest.
"There is nothing on this Earth for me," the Muslim says. "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"
The priest shakes his head.
"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" he says.
"Follow me, I'll take you to the local primary school."
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
My advice to suicidal people: just hang in there. 🕺
