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Dont worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common they both come on little white crackers
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My new leaf blower doesn't work. It Sucks.
What’s the difference between a masquito and a blonde girl.
One stops sucking when you smack it.
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Two men are in a rainforest and one of them is peeing. Suddenly a snake jumps out of some bushes and bites the man’s penis. The other man says, “ Oh my God, I will go to a doctor immediately!”. He didn’t have enough time to load the man into the car so he went straight to the hospital. The man told the doctor what happened and the doctor said, “You will have to make an incision at the wound and suck the poison out. The man wen back to the other man and said, “ There is no hope, you will die.”
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What's the difference between hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
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A straight man and a gay man are talking, the straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."
why cant vampires tell jokes right? all their jokes just SUCK
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck
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