Suck jokes
Suck!
Suck on deez balls!
Today sucked. My friend fell off a cliff, and I went to jail.
Dick sucking.
So, a daughter goes to her dad and says, "Daddy, can I borrow the car?" He then tells her, "You know what to do." So then she proceeds to suck him off, almost immediately pulls out in disgust, and says, "Ugh, tastes like shit." Her dad then said, "Damn, I forgot your brother took the car."
bro didnt even get the words right
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I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
Big pp suck sook.
What does your girl do to me? She sucks me off.
Once I sucked my mum's titties. Most adopted people won't know about that.
What's the difference between your job and a dead hooker?
Your job still sucks.
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.
Yo mamma sucks!
Why does a heterosexual man believe that if a heterosexual man gets his dick sucked by another heterosexual man it's called a "brojob"?
Because it's male bonding.
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
I suck on cups so START RUNNIN' CUPHEAD!
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?
Why did the Catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole?
Because someone asked him what he would do for a Klondike bar.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.