Suck Jokes

What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability? suck a big cock.

Why orphans suck at Gta because they don't know how to be wanted.

What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt? Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.

How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/

They lost two towers.

SUCK MY BALLS

I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate

His boss gave him some projects to work in, but he failed at it

His boss told him : "You suck"

And he started sucking his boss, after he was done

His boss told him : "You suck for life"

A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moal,religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral,religious or health reasons can still be a cocksucker so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons

Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Pick it up and suck it off...

What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito One stops sucking when you snack it

why cant vampires tell jokes right? all their jokes just SUCK

What do you call a fish in a bowl.... fish bowl art at art art

How do you know when you should tell a heterosexual woman to stop sucking your dick? when there is blood coming out of dick instead of sperm

DON'T GO TO GHOSTPOSTER.COM THE PERSON OR PERSONS WHO RUN THAT SITE ARE A FUCKING BUNCH IF DUMB FUCKING CUNTS WHO CAN SUCK MY BIG COCK

I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite...

In preschool, i confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as i was, i sucked it up and went back to teaching.

once i sucked my mums titties, most adopted people wont know about that

Neo-Confederates all claim to be about "heritage" not "hate". Well, if your heritage consists of Kelly Clarkson, riding on siblings, and treating Donald Trump as if he's the second coming, then it really sucks to be you.