Suck jokes
What sucks but doesn't suck? Vacuums!
Why don't heterosexual π¨ π¨ π¨ π¨ π¨ π¨ π¨ suck a π because π π π π π π π tastes like π?
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck it off...
Big pp suck sook.
My new leaf blower doesn't work. It sucks.
Why did the Catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole?
Because someone asked him what he would do for a Klondike bar.
"This vacuum sucks!"
Vacuum: "Yes, I do."
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
What's the difference between your job and a dead hooker?
Your job still sucks.
How do you know when you should tell a heterosexual woman to stop sucking your dick?
When there is blood coming out of your dick instead of sperm.
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again, but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favorite...
What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time.
Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight.
And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle." (And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle.")
But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick. And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)
Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket
So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut. And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been twerking for boys for so long I've been flirting with boys for so long
My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real
I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D