Suck Jokes


How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Pick it up and suck it off...


I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate

in Adult

The reason that πŸ‘§ πŸ‘§ are not 🚫 in πŸ‘¦ πŸ‘¦ πŸ‘¦ πŸ‘¦ πŸ‘¦ 🌳 🏘️ is because πŸ‘§ πŸ‘§ can't keep their πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ shut about πŸ‘¦ πŸ‘¦ πŸ‘¦ πŸ‘¦ πŸ‘¦ taking turns sucking each others 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭

in Depression

I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite...

in Play

Jace: ha ha i won dude you suck at monopoly Timmy:Let's play another game *GUNSHOT* Ig i won! Jace:*SCREAMS IN PAIN* Timmy: What? I thought we were playing chutes and ladders!

Anonymous Cat

hey you person who's scrolling, pls leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh its okay." etc it can be short if you dont want to then that's okay.

in Adult

Why did the catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole? because someone asked him what would he do for a klondike bar

The mom you never had

Isac I suck deez nuts

Fartzy Gilstein

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; 1 to screw it in, and the other to suck my dick

Sarah Silverman

Having an abortion will make you so tired.... it literally sucks the life out you.


Girls Are Yummy Stupid

Are Really Erectable

Tasty Honey Ejaculable

Booty Everything Sucking Titties

Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D

in Offensive

Why does USA suck at clash royal? They already lost two towers.


Suck me off daddy in doing homework


why does America suck at chess. because they already lost there two towers

in America

Why do Americans suck at chess.......... they already lost two towers


What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt? Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.


So a daughter goes to her dad and says β€œdaddy can I borrow the car?” He the tells her β€œyou know what to do”. So then she proceeds to suck him off, almost immediately pulls out in disgust and says β€œugh tastes like shit” her dad then said β€œdamn I forgot your brother took the car”


Why’s America suck at chess They lost two towers

DN (deeznutz)
in Bad

why cant vampires tell jokes right? all their jokes just SUCK

in Yo mama

Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado,the tornado refused to suck her up