Suck jokes
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
Trust.
Cannibals sucking each other's dick.
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.
She really sucks, and the guy who is with her sucks too.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
Communist jokes suck... unless everyone gets them.
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
This joke is like a vacuum cleaner... it sucks.
His boss gave him some projects to work on, but he failed at it.
His boss told him: "You suck."
And he started sucking his boss, after he was done.
His boss told him: "You suck for life!"
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I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:
* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck
Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.
What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
How do you suck a dick?
Stick it down your throat like Nicholas does with Dennis.
One day Jack and Jill went up a hill. Jack got Jill drunk and horny, then took her to a hotel because Jack wanted to suck and lick her candy stick.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!