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6 looks like someone facing up 9 looks like someone facing down 69 looks like 2 people sucking each others dicks.

hey you person who's scrolling, pls leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh its okay." etc it can be short if you dont want to then that's okay.

Jace: ha ha i won dude you suck at monopoly Timmy:Let's play another game *GUNSHOT* Ig i won! Jace:*SCREAMS IN PAIN* Timmy: What? I thought we were playing chutes and ladders!

What did one condom say to the other condom as they were passing a gay Bar let's go get shit faced

This web"site" sucks it never sites the correct information

Girls Are Yummy Stupid

Are Really Erectable

Tasty Honey Ejaculable

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Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D

So a daughter goes to her dad and says “daddy can I borrow the car?” He the tells her “you know what to do”. So then she proceeds to suck him off, almost immediately pulls out in disgust and says “ugh tastes like shit” her dad then said “damn I forgot your brother took the car”

When your girl is sucking your dick and chockes on it not because it’s big but because you haven’t washed it in weeks

If some girls are vegan then why do they suck dick?

Why do Americans suck at chess... because they lost two towers

Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my dick!

Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up suck a big dick

Today sucked my freind fell of a cliff and I went to jail

i just donated 100$ to a blind children charity, suck that no one will see it

How do you suck a dick? Stick it down your throat like Nicholas does with Dennis

You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Cause you suck.

Person: you suck!!!!! Me: tell that to your mom and she’ll say the same thing, honey 😎

My boyfriend recently asked me to suck his cock, I was kinda nervous because I’ve never tasted a dick but he said it doesn’t taste that bad so I’ll give it a shot