Suck jokes
What does suck a sucking fish?
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
What did one condom say to the other condom as they were passing a gay bar? "Let's go get shit faced!"
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
Gay people would suck at war.
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
Emo people totally suck!
It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.
I suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping.
A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.