Suck jokes
If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?
Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?
Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.
Did you know "bj" ends with "job" because if you are giving a man a blow job, it sucks? But if you’re giving it to a woman, it's called "eating out" because it’s a privilege.
When her head game is so strong, she sucks the chromosome right out of you.
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? A rabbi cuts it off, a priest sucks it off.
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday, which sucks because I wanted her to flow further down.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Women suck (GET IT?!)
At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me.
On a related note, I suck at darts.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
🤔 🤔 🤔 Why did a ♿ why did a physically handicapped 👨 gay man that is a sex worker received $35.00 for a blowjob from gay men in the LGBT community? because he can suck the chrome of a tail pipe 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌
The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.
"Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"
So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"
"Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."
Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.