Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick!
Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?
Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.
Women suck (GET IT?!)
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday, which sucks because I wanted her to flow further down.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
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When her head game is so strong, she sucks the chromosome right out of you.
Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.
At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me.
On a related note, I suck at darts.
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Depression sucks, and so do you.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
I would go suck some titties, but Iād rather die from being shot than cancer.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
