Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick!
Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?
Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
Women suck (GET IT?!)
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday, which sucks because I wanted her to flow further down.
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When her head game is so strong, she sucks the chromosome right out of you.
Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.
At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me.
On a related note, I suck at darts.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.
"Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"
So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"
"Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
I would go suck some titties, but Iād rather die from being shot than cancer.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
Depression sucks, and so do you.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
Prostitution. The only job that pays more if you suck.
