Suck jokes
Emo people totally suck!
A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
Gay people would suck at war.
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt?
Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
Why do bisexual men 👨 👩 👨 love gay men bisexual men don't love gay men 👬 👨 👨 they just wanted to suck gay men's 👬 cocks 🌭 🌭 because they 👍 👍 like their 🍨 🍨 🍦 🍦 cream filling 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺
I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.
I suck poop in my butthole, aka porn.
Having an abortion will make you so tired... it literally sucks the life out of you.
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
Job sucks. XD
What does suck a sucking fish?
Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.
There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.