Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent ? Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent
your hairline sucks even harry potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Women suck (GET IT?!)
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!
why did the cheetah kill the lion because he farted. u89herwiuDFHweliufdgchweILUYFHDGUIWEHGFCDUKSAWhjduolwEHDXUOLkwhduowlejHFCOIUWEADXIOKAWJHDXIOKWEHDFUOJEHAWSDUJFHWEIFUHSIUEWSYHFIUWSEFUCHO;IEUFHE;WSUFHIWEUYHFIWSEUHFIUERHFIUEAHFCISRUEDHFCEIUWhjfiueWHRFIUWHRFIUQEHifduhewiourfchywoiUFHIUEHWFIUWHRFUWYHpfuheipuhfiuwHAFIUEHEAUHFDCUOEHDCUHeiufdhcedsuoHEFUHDSuhFUWEHIUFHiuwsefhciuewsdrhFUwaheIFUHWEujhcasiujheFOHwuehfdoqauihwfdujweHFIUHEWifhiuwseH
IK MY JOKES SUCK.
🤔 🤔 🤔 Why did a ♿ why did a physically handicapped 👨 gay man that is a sex worker received $35.00 for a blowjob from gay men in the LGBT community? because he can suck the chrome of a tail pipe 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌
when her head game is so strong she sucks the chromosome right out of you
Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado,the tornado refused to suck her up
one day the teacher said "there are 3 birds on a wire, a shooter shoots one. how many are left?" the teacher calls on lil johnny. "none" the teacher said ''no but try again'' lil johnny says " none bc if u shoot one the rest get scared and leave" the teacher said'' not quiter but i like the way you think" lil johnny then says " alr teacher i have one for you. there are 3 women sitting on a bench, ones sucking it. the other its licking it, and the last on is bitting it. witch one is married?" the teacher then says "the one sucking it ofc" lil johnny then says "no the one with the ring but i like the way you think"
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick? Put ranch dressing on it
can we have sex because if we dont i cant like you big thick BOOTY! ;]*so lets have sex in bed you sexy woman or behind a tree because shoving my dick in your P***y is a very nice feeling while sucking your A*s
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
I would go suck some titties but I’d rather die from being shot then cancer
Depression sucks and so do you
Why does USA suck at clash royal? They already lost two towers.
Your momma's so fat when I went to suck her titties I got a mouth full of knee
damn Americans they fucking suck at clash royal.
What do u call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick Sucks-alota-cocka sorass
