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Catholic priest

Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?

Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.

Hot Dog

For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?

Memes

Wife

I saw my wife at the dam yesterday, which sucks because I wanted her to flow further down.

Chocolate

Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.

Adult

🤔 🤔 🤔 Why did a ♿ why did a physically handicapped 👨 gay man that is a sex worker received $35.00 for a blowjob from gay men in the LGBT community? because he can suck the chrome of a tail pipe 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌

Yo mama

Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.

Dart

At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me.

On a related note, I suck at darts.

Pedophile

The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.

"Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"

So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"

"Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."

Adult

Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick

Cancer

I would go suck some titties, but I’d rather die from being shot than cancer.

Momma

Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.