Suck jokes

Why did the feminist cross the road?

To suck my dick!

Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.

Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?

Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.

What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? A rabbi cuts it off, a priest sucks it off.

I saw my wife at the dam yesterday, which sucks because I wanted her to flow further down.

For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?

Women suck (GET IT?!)

Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.

What sucks about disabled people?

They can't stand up for themselves.

Did you know "bj" ends with "job" because if you are giving a man a blow job, it sucks? But if you’re giving it to a woman, it's called "eating out" because it’s a privilege.

At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me.

On a related note, I suck at darts.

Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.

🤔 🤔 🤔 Why did a ♿ why did a physically handicapped 👨 gay man that is a sex worker received $35.00 for a blowjob from gay men in the LGBT community? because he can suck the chrome of a tail pipe 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌

When her head game is so strong, she sucks the chromosome right out of you.

The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.

"Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"

So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"

"Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."

Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.

What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?

Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.

How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?

Put barbecue sauce on it.

I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.

How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?

Put ranch dressing on it.