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How do you suck a dick? Stick it down your throat like Nicholas does with Dennis

my class is my house is quite I suck a dick now one cares

My man is a paci cunt that sucks my dick

Jokes he just asked me for bobs and vegana

How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?

They lost two towers.

A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! Thats not going to help!" She said. "Sure it does." he said. "Its the only way i can see the numbers."

Sucks Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.

let me tell you a story there once was a bro who constantly choked on chodes he didnt want his bros to ever know that he constantly choked on chodes he lived in a dorm and all day he watched porn but still he would suck on some corn one day he would go to go choke on some tasty chode but his bros found out gave him a shout and kicked him out yeling that he broke the bro code

Life is like giving head... it always sucks.

What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt? Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.

Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse replies saying "My wife just died of cancer, and my alcohol addiction is tearing my family apart." The bartender responds saying "oh" sympathetically. "sucks to be you!" The bartender yells, throwing a bottle of wine at the horse.