Let me tell you a story.
There once was a bro who constantly choked on chodes.
He didn't want his bros to ever know that he constantly choked on chodes.
He lived in a dorm, and all day he watched porn, but still he would suck on some corn.
One day he would go to choke on some tasty chode, but his bros found out, gave him a shout, and kicked him out yelling that he broke the bro code.
Life is like giving head... it always sucks.
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt?
Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "My wife just died of cancer, and my alcohol addiction is tearing my family apart."
The bartender responds, saying "Oh" sympathetically. "Sucks to be you!" the bartender yells, throwing a bottle of wine at the horse.
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.
My Llama's cousin sucks at going on vacation.
He just stands there; "I'll pack uhhhh...."
What do you call an Asian prostitute?
Suck Mi Dong.
Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?
A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.
I sucked a dick.
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
