Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.
My Llama's cousin sucks at going on vacation.
He just stands there; "I'll pack uhhhh...."
What do you call an Asian prostitute?
Suck Mi Dong.
Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?
A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.
I sucked a dick.
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
