Suck jokes

Roses are red.

Grass is green.

I think of you sucking my peen.

Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital.

Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good.

Guy #2: Why, what is it?

Guy #1: Turns out, I have prostate cancer.

Guy #2: Oh man that sucks...

Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!

Why did the turkey suck my bacon? Because it wanted cum in its mouth.

What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?

You have to turn them on before they start to suck.

My new leaf blower doesn't work. It sucks.

You all suck!

Suck my dick!

(Ron Jeremy)

You suck.

Jokes suck.

You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.

My boyfriend recently asked me to suck his cock. I was kinda nervous because I’ve never tasted a dick, but he said it doesn’t taste that bad, so I’ll give it a shot.

There was a cleaning lady with a vacuum cleaner. She sucked!

Two men are in a rainforest, and one of them is peeing. Suddenly, a snake jumps out of some bushes and bites the man’s penis. The other man says, “Oh my God, I will go to a doctor immediately!” He didn’t have enough time to load the man into the car, so he went straight to the hospital. The man told the doctor what happened, and the doctor said, “You will have to make an incision at the wound and suck the poison out.” The man went back to the other man and said, “There is no hope, you will die.”

Suck my ass, guys!

When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."

What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?

One stops sucking when you smack it.

You suck!

Communist jokes suck... unless everyone gets them.

A girl walks up to her dad to ask for a dress for prom and he says, "Suck my dick and I'll buy you a dress." She does it and says to him, "Dad, your dick tastes like shit." And he says, "Yeah, your brother wanted a car."

I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.